JOKES OF THE DAY

A wife treats her husband by taking him to a strip club for his birthday. At the club, the doorman says, “Hi Jim, how are you?” The wife asks, “How does he know you?” Jim says, “Oh dear, I play football with him.” Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Jim?” Jim says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Darts team.” Next a stripper Says, “Hi Jim! Do you crave the special again?” The Wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi. The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Jimmy boy!You picked up an ugly one this time…” Jim’s Funeral is on Sunday!!!